Wednesday, January 31, 2018
A few last observations on my friend Peter. He Liked : Blonds,(he thought the chick from the "Mod Squad" and the secretary from "Hogan's Heros" were IT). Black music , ( though he actually told me once that he thought the Dave Clark 5 were as good as the Beatles). Whiskey,(straight,no ice,no chaser). Baseball,(all relevant stats,such as replacement player values and the plexiglass principle must be applied). Crazy conspiracy theories, (usually involving the "Man"). Movies,(1 per week only,the weirder the better). Dogs,(nice ones,like Lassie,no yappers need apply). Spicy food,(I warned him). The Internet,(It took a long time to convince him to get on board, and his only worked at night). Long pants,(he thought shorts were for girls). Hey Pete! The "Man" got soaked to the bone dealing with you and that driveway in the end. Was that your twisted plan all along? I thought so. I know that image brings you great peace. P.S. You didn't do E-mail,so I guess you wouldn't have been able to send a "memory" to yourself! Their reach is even greater than we thought. So, always and forever, keep your head up.
